when the purportedly automatic hands free sink doesn't work so you have to wave your hands around casting the Sink Work incantation
when the purportedly automatic hands free sink doesn't work so you have to wave your hands around casting the Sink Work incantation
at a bar in lower manhattan and they’re playing catholic choral music. on the wall there’s a giant mural of gregorian monks on a raft

the only other people in here are talking quietly about japanese verb conjugation. there are many statues of gargoyles and gnomes


probably goes without saying this is now my favorite bar in the world
new yorkers are so fucking spoiled it is unbelievable
we can only go on one (1) field trip this year, where do you all want to go?
natural history and science museum
history museum
art museum
botanical gardens
aquarium
space and aeronautics museum
state/country capital
national park
zoo
transportation museum
please pass this around to all of your classmates, i don’t want anyone saying they didn’t get to vote
STAR WARS APPRECATION WEEK ✦ favourite duo
↪ Luke & Leia
horrible children who are. so so mean to each other
big bad egg man is NO fun. All he does is get real snooty when you ask if he’s made out with a spirit like wtf